Saturday, August 08, 2009
The rulez of cabdriving
Rule #1: Never take a check.
Rule #2: Never ever take a check from someone going to the airport.
Rule #3: Never take checks from hippies.
Took a check from a guy with a hard luck story. Something about being in the Bush, being in a hurry to make his flight and his kid being in the hospital. Claimed to be a state employee in the Bush studying bear scat... or something. I clearly broke rules 1 and 2, but I did so with my eyes wide open.
When I got home and took a closer look at the check I noted it had "Earth Day", "Plant Trees for America" logos and something about Yellowstone Park.
Anyone want to take bets on how high the check bounces?
Rule #2: Never ever take a check from someone going to the airport.
Rule #3: Never take checks from hippies.
Took a check from a guy with a hard luck story. Something about being in the Bush, being in a hurry to make his flight and his kid being in the hospital. Claimed to be a state employee in the Bush studying bear scat... or something. I clearly broke rules 1 and 2, but I did so with my eyes wide open.
When I got home and took a closer look at the check I noted it had "Earth Day", "Plant Trees for America" logos and something about Yellowstone Park.
Anyone want to take bets on how high the check bounces?
# posted by Coldfoot @ 5:22 PM 
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And never ever take a check from a banker. Good to see you out there. Hope you do well.
Our drivers were a bickering lot on Saturday. Whew, I am glad that weekend is over.
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Our drivers were a bickering lot on Saturday. Whew, I am glad that weekend is over.
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