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Wednesday, February 27, 2008


Was recently reminded of two of my favorite jokes

Husband and wife were arguing about some nonsense. The husband said, "Just leave me alone."

"You would like that, wouldn't you?"

"Yes I would."

"Would you be happy if you didn't see me for the next two days?"

"Yes I would."

Lo and behold, he didn't see her for the rest of the day. Nor the next day. Nor the next day.

Then finally, on the next afternoon the swelling went down just enough that he could kind of see his wife out of the corner of his left eye.
A guy was talking to his neighbor across the back fence.

Neighbor said, "Didn't you and your wife have your twentieth anniversary a couple days ago?"


"What'd do? Take her out?"

"Yeah. We went out for dinner."

"Where'd you take her?"

"Oh. We went to that one restaurant... You know... The one right down town."

"Which one?"

".... I can't remember the name. It's the one... you know, that one restaurant."

"Wasn't Denny's, was it?"

"No. No. It was a good restaurant. You know the one.... Shoot! I just can't remember... What's the name of that flower? You know, the one with thorns and is red?"

"A rose?"

"Bingo! That's it..... ROSE.... ROSE... What was the name of that restaurant we ate at the other night?"



Julie Tritt


Tuesday, February 26, 2008


Taxi Humor

Background: Round trips to the liquor store are often referred to as "a half-rack and back".

When a cab driver picked up at the home of a notorious crackhead he was heard to tell the dispatcher, "A half rock and back."

Now that was funny.

Just trust me.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

The blog is on hold because my computer is fried. The wife is lobbying for a new computer and we probably will get a new one. Until then I have only brief and sporadic computer access.

Until then I'll leave you with one taxi story.

New Pet Peeve:

Women who are late for work when the temperature is fifty below zero.

Invariably they get into the cab with wet hair.

Boom! Zap!

Instant ice on all the windows. The frost becomes so thick that it lingers for hours. As soon as the heater starts to make a dent in the ice three talkative passengers bring the ice situation back up to intolerable.

Pain in the butt.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008


-53 and I have to change a tire on my car

Doesn't look like it is going to warm up in the next couple hours.


UPDATE: The trunk is frozen shut.

But it's warmed up to -48.

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