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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

 

Was recently reminded of two of my favorite jokes

Husband and wife were arguing about some nonsense. The husband said, "Just leave me alone."

"You would like that, wouldn't you?"

"Yes I would."

"Would you be happy if you didn't see me for the next two days?"

"Yes I would."

Lo and behold, he didn't see her for the rest of the day. Nor the next day. Nor the next day.

Then finally, on the next afternoon the swelling went down just enough that he could kind of see his wife out of the corner of his left eye.
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A guy was talking to his neighbor across the back fence.

Neighbor said, "Didn't you and your wife have your twentieth anniversary a couple days ago?"

"Yes."

"What'd do? Take her out?"

"Yeah. We went out for dinner."

"Where'd you take her?"

"Oh. We went to that one restaurant... You know... The one right down town."

"Which one?"

".... I can't remember the name. It's the one... you know, that one restaurant."

"Wasn't Denny's, was it?"

"No. No. It was a good restaurant. You know the one.... Shoot! I just can't remember... What's the name of that flower? You know, the one with thorns and is red?"

"A rose?"

"Bingo! That's it..... ROSE.... ROSE... What was the name of that restaurant we ate at the other night?"

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