Thursday, July 16, 2009
I think numerous Fairbanks cabdrivers share a similar story.
Drunk Passenger: Take me to Denny's.
No problem. I take them to Denny's.
Drunk Passenger: Where the hell are we?
Me: We're at Denny's.
DP: This isn't Denny's. This is a restaurant.
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Me: You want to go to Denny the Cabdriver's house?
DP: Where do you think I meant, dumbass?
Drunk Passenger: Take me to Denny's.
No problem. I take them to Denny's.
Drunk Passenger: Where the hell are we?
Me: We're at Denny's.
DP: This isn't Denny's. This is a restaurant.
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Me: You want to go to Denny the Cabdriver's house?
DP: Where do you think I meant, dumbass?