Friday, June 06, 2008
Oooooo, that's good. Advice for taxi passengers.
Lifted this bit of advice from long-time NYC cabdriver G.S. from his blog Cabs are for Kissing.
Is your cabdriver driving like a maniac? Ask him to slow down because you just ate some iffy food and now you feel nauseated.
As long as your driver speaks English, it will work.
I haven't been driving nearly as long as G.S. so my advice is much less nuanced:
Don't call a bitch a bitch. Doesn't matter that you are technically correct. If she really is a bitch she will get back at you.
- If I don't get arrested or sued in the next few days I'll tell the whole story.
-- Seriously. I half expect to be arrested. Bad, bad business calling the wrong bitch a bitch.... several times. Oh well, for what it is worth, she is proving me right.... Once again proving that it may be better to remain silent than be technically correct.
Is your cabdriver driving like a maniac? Ask him to slow down because you just ate some iffy food and now you feel nauseated.
As long as your driver speaks English, it will work.
I haven't been driving nearly as long as G.S. so my advice is much less nuanced:
Don't call a bitch a bitch. Doesn't matter that you are technically correct. If she really is a bitch she will get back at you.
- If I don't get arrested or sued in the next few days I'll tell the whole story.
-- Seriously. I half expect to be arrested. Bad, bad business calling the wrong bitch a bitch.... several times. Oh well, for what it is worth, she is proving me right.... Once again proving that it may be better to remain silent than be technically correct.
# posted by Coldfoot @ 2:30 AM 
