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Thursday, November 08, 2007

 

Second hand cab story

A couple gets into a cab (not mine). The conversation is along these lines:

Dude: That was some good weed. Where did you get it?

Chick: Oh, I don't know.

Dude: Seriously, that was some seriously good weed. Can you get some more?

Chick: Probably not.

Dude: Where did you get it?

Chick: You don't want to know.

Dude: C'mon. Just tell me.

Chick: Just drop it.

Dude: Becomes insistent

Chick: Tries to change the subject

Dude: Becomes more insistent

Chick: Exasperated Honey, I had to touch a black guy's wiener to get that weed, so just drop it. Okay?

Comments:
I would touch a black guy's wiener to get that weed.
 
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