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Wednesday, August 01, 2007


Is there a grain of truth in those New Zealand jokes?

Here's a story about vegan New Zealanders who refuse to have... uh hmmm... "relations" with meat eaters. They are called Vegansexuals.

This blogger wonders:

Are there enough vegans to have a viable dating pool?

Is this just the first step toward decriminalizing sex with sheep? (After all, sheep are vegans.)

Is buggering sheep a crime in New Zealand?

And what do they do with all those sheep if they aren't eating them?

When will this catch on in California?

On the plus side if this trend takes off and we ever have to go to war with New Zealand we will be fighting a bunch of spindly, iron deficient, asthmatic pansies who would never kill anything but an unborn child, nor admit that their chronic problems are related to diet.

From the story:

"One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: 'I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually.'"

I guess slurping cucumber juice is just as enjoyable as . . .
This is a hilarious post! Thanks for sharing, and keep up the good work.


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