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Monday, June 18, 2007


High maintenance gal

Overheard while sitting in my cab outside a hoppin' bar

A young woman stormed out of the bar with a guy following her:

"Hey, where are you goin'?"

"I'm getting my stuff out of your car, you bastard!"

"What did I do?"

"You know damn well what you did, f***er!"


"F U!"

"I gave a fifty year old woman a kiss on the cheek. It's her birthday."


My wife is turning 50 on August 30th and said she wanted to kiss someone new each day of the month. I'm going to pass this on to her so she knows how much trouble she is going to cause!

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