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Picked up two intoxicated ladies at a low rent apartment building. One was loudly and indignantly complaining to the other that her boyfriend had cheated on her.

"Can you believe that bastard?"

"Well you cheat on him."

"Not like that."

Silence.

They both started laughing.

These two ladies were looking for someone, so I drove them to several different locations. In the course of their continued conversation about the cheating bastard it came out that they were looking for the one lady's husband.

The husband of the lady with the boyfriend.

No kidding.

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Short conversation:

"Boy you sure have big crows up here."

"We sure do. Still, they are only half as big as those ravens you are looking at."

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Hope you all had a happy Mother's Day.