Friday, December 04, 2009

Taxi shorts, nothing too funny.... But it was funny at the time

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Sitting outside a bar reading a book, a person walks up to the cab: "You busy?" "No. Need a ride?" Chick gets in. "...
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Friday, November 13, 2009

Boardgames: Dominion

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Been playing Dominion and the expansions recently. Must say that I've been enjoying myself. The original game is solid in its own right...
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Sunday, November 01, 2009

What a good night. A Halloween without stories.

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I generally try to avoid driving a taxi on amateur nights, specifically: New Years, St. Patrick's Day, and Halloween, but of the three H...
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Rethinking the strategy -or- Groupthink and Pushing Hack

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I've been pushing hack for entirely too long, almost ten years. As a full time job, I've only driven a cab... on and off.... full ti...
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Friday, October 16, 2009

No, no. Please... (gag) Stop it, please. -or- Sibling rivalry

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Picked up a chick. She was going to the bar but needed to stop and pick up a friend on the way. We got to his apartment building and she tel...
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Sunday, October 04, 2009

Line of the night

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(That's a double entendre, nudge nudge) Passenger: Hey, give me a twenty. Other Passenger: What? Passenger: Come on, just spot me a twen...
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Monday, September 28, 2009

Duck Dealer/Tales of the Arabian Nights

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One fascinates me and has the potential to be a great game, the other is on a par with Monopoly and rhymes with Tales of the Arabian Fights.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009

A final Pasco Fiasco-RIP

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About a year ago I stopped posting notices of people whom I know who have died. Late last year and early this year there were a string of de...
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

More drunk math*

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* You won't even believe this story, even if I swear it is true. I swear it's true. Drunk: How much to the Super 8? Me: Oh... Like ...
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Monday, September 14, 2009

Cash Cab

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A couple got into the cab: Dude: Oh man! This isn't the cash cab. I was feeling lucky. Me: Oh what the hell. Let's play cash cab. Du...
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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Drunk Math

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The fare came to $8. The lady had a ten, a five and a one. For some reason she did not want to part with the ten spot. She looked through he...
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Thursday, August 27, 2009

In which I ponder the female mind and have a brilliant idea

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Middle of the night I got a call to pick up at a certain address. It was raining. About a half block from the address some drunk chicks flag...
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Monday, August 24, 2009

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Two drunk chicks drop their car off at a friend's house and call for a cab. They were barely 21 if they were 21. Long story short they ...
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Saturday, August 08, 2009

The rulez of cabdriving

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Rule #1: Never take a check. Rule #2: Never ever take a check from someone going to the airport. Rule #3: Never take checks from hippies. To...
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Friday, August 07, 2009

Only in Fairbanks

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Got a call to pick up at a low budget apartment complex. As I pulled up I noted a cop putting a man in handcuffs into the back of his patrol...
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Thursday, August 06, 2009

It ain't the Jewish Synagogue

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Dispatcher: I've got one at the Immaculate Conception Church. New driver: Is that the Catholic Church? I'm sorry. That's not mu...
Tuesday, July 28, 2009

This is seriously pissing me off

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The local media (at least the media to which I listen) are saturated with advertisements about the Lipizzaner Stallions. The advertisement c...
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Monday, July 27, 2009

Obama acted stupidly

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Everyone was eager to believe the cop was a racist. Now that the facts are known, why will no one call the racist professor with a chip on h...
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Monday, July 20, 2009

Turning in my cabdriver license.

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I was parked outside the Mecca Bar waiting for a drunk to stumble out. Instead, this tourist approached me and asked in broken English: Ahhh...
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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Just ran into this chick the other day.... reminded me of a story

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Picked up this chick at an apartment complex many moons ago. I knew her and I knew that she always expected the people at her destination to...