(That's a double entendre, nudge nudge)
Passenger: Hey, give me a twenty.
Other Passenger: What?
Passenger: Come on, just spot me a twenty.
Other Passenger: Dude, you're drunk, we're going home, what do you need money for?
Passenger: Come on, man. I'll pay you back tomorrow.
Other Passenger: Okay. Just tell me what you need it for.
Passenger: All I got are ones. I can't be seen snorting coke with ones.
Funny. Saw you out in the feeding frenzy. Arctic Cab is serious. They offered to pay for moving and free lease's for a month to a couple of our drivers.
ReplyDeleteOops. I was a month of free rent offered and paid for as it turned out. I heard about one of your guy's going over there also.
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